So remember the bomb scare yesterday? Today I have a few more details.
They're pretty juicy.
Actually slimy would be more like it.
Thankfully, it was a false alarm. As the story goes, a teacher pulled up at school and saw a duffel bag in the middle of the empty parking lot. Something looked suspicious, so it was reported and the cavalry was called in.
The school was closed, mass hysteria ensued and there were a whole lot of worried kids and parents wondering what the heck was going on. It turns out that using a robotic device, the bomb squad very carefully inspected the bag. And this is what they found:
Yes, folks, in case you're wondering that is indeed Kermit the Frog sprawled out, his hands and feet spread. I don't know about you, but he looks like he's been roughed up to me. I'm wondering if a home video is going to surface in the next few days showing unnecessary police brutality against an amphibian.
So, just to recap, what appeared to be law enforcement from all over the state of Colorado, plus the news media, all gathered at our little school because of a muppet sighting. To put in in other words, I MISSED MY ENTIRE FREE DAY because someone left one of Miss Piggy's friends in the parking lot.
Now if that don't beat all. I am very thankful that this was a true false alarm, but truly, it doesn't get much better than this.
Laughing Hysterically (but trying to look serious for the kids),