...but I like camping. Always have.
OK, I admit it. We don't exactly rough it. Sleeping on the ground is just too much for my old bones these days, so we opted for a few creature comforts. Like a memory foam mattress. And a microwave. And a potty. That wonderful, glorious potty. Bet you never thought you'd see glorious and wonderful in the same sentence as a toilet?
Even with all this stuff, it still took three days for me to recover from our weekend camping trip. But all in all, I'm happy to report that we made it through the first Zen Family camping trip of the year -- and everyone lived to tell the tale.
While the trip was by all accounts a success, it was not without its highs and lows.
Day One:
We were only an hour late in heading out. Not bad for our crew. Everyone was in a decent mood and no tantrums or meltdowns. We were definitely on a roll.
Too bad the same couldn't be said for our tire. About half the way to our destination -- in the middle of nowhere, of course -- we heard a low rumbling noise. This quickly turned into a What-The-Hell-Is-That? kind of noise. We pulled over to find out that our front tire was totally trashed.
Thank God for Roadside Assistance. One hour and a few hundred dollars later we were on our way with a new tire and a passel of grumpy kids. It might of had something to do with the bones we saw on the side of the road. My husband said they were cows, but no one was entirely convinced. Except for the dog, who tried to have them for a snack.
Day Two
Would have been great, if we hadn't encountered hurricane force winds. Nothing ruins a picnic like getting dirt and dust embedded in the eyeballs. By the end of the day, everyone (including me) was convinced that camping was evil and wanted to click their heels and get the hell out of Dodge.
Day Three
What a difference a day and a little less wind makes. We went to a local zoo, waded in a mountain stream and actually enjoyed one another's company by the campfire that evening. Camping was good and order was once again restored in the universe.
Day Four
My teenage daughter was so anxious to get back home to her texts and the mall, she was actually helpful in packing up. Note to self: we need to take her to the wilderness more often. Its great motivation in getting some much needed chores done.
Call me a glutton for punishment, but in two weeks we head out for a week-long, thousand mile trip to the Grand Canyon. Now that should be fun.
Brushing up on my cleansing breathes,
